Im not a Twilight fan. Its gay (not in the sexual preference way). Its suck ass. (Not in the gay way.) If I had a vampire bf we would do sick shit AND I wouldnt wait till we was married. (We’d do it to married people hell ya) Again, kinda gay. (Bad gay not good gay.) But Iv been waiting for the new Spidey movie for like 2 years. K. So i go see it. (I know I know but Iv been busty with my own secret identity) WTF?? Was this a made for TV movie? Or a Disney ride? Then it hit me! They made Spider man all Twilight!
I guess after the Avengers I had high expectations but WTF! Stupid story- The Lizard has a lizard gas and wants to turns everyone into a lizard? What a 2 cent plot. Spider man has lights on his wrists every time he shoot a web? Oh how convenient for the toys they can sell at Walmart. And what was that bit about lining up the cranes so Spider man could get across town faster? Take a cab! (Unless its a lizard driver) And Spider man gets shot in the leg? This movie was shot in the leg LAME.
Only bitch grace was Emma Stone. Im gay for her and those thigh highs. And even the rest of the actors were ok. (Dennis Leary can watch me and Emma, we’d call him daddy).
The Spiderman movie I imagine.^_^
Now I have to wait to bate until Batman Rises. ^-^
Me NOT happy